NO WAY!

You�re actually reading a page that talks about ME?!? You must lead a much more boring life than I do! Well, if you�re willing to read about me, I�m willing to oblige you, so read on...

NAME: Joel

AGE: 26

SEX: If you have to ask...

MARITAL STATUS: Married with children (one, and one on the way)

DEGREE: Currently working towards a degree in Computer Science, but I might switch to Computer Animation

OCCUPATION: Nothing definite, but I�m trying to start a Web site business

HOBBIES: Juggling, keeping reptiles, amphibians, and arachnids, working on old cars (my own car, NOT repairing other people's problems, so don't ask!)

INTERESTS: Environmental causes, animal rights causes, humanitarian causes, physics (especially quantum physics), cosmology, black holes, Schwartzchild geometry, etc... (I don�t understand all the math, but I love the theoretical aspects!)

PEEVES: Mean, obnoxious, uneducated, narrow-minded, frowning, scowling, hopeless, bigoted people that are too caught up in their own inadequacies and insecurities that they can't possibly be happy or let anyone around them be happy for any reason whatsoever, and if met with the slightest bit of resistance to their ideas, revenge is the only response available to their feeble little minds (hmmm..., sounds like some ugly red-headed bitch I used to work with); people who don't use their turn-indicators; people who spread rumors about other people just to boost their own image and ego; people who cut in line; people who take without asking; people who blame others for all their problems; dads that refuse to accept their responsibilities as parents...Uuuhhh, sorry. I'll stop now ;-)

LIKES: The opposites of everything in *PEEVES*, plus much more.

FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything outside of Country and Rap

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Earth, The Final Conflict; Star Trek (TNG); Northern Exposure; M*A*S*H; Third Rock; and most British Comedies, especially the BEAN!

MOST DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC: My unwavering patience (HA!)

Well, that should hold you. I guess I can put more here later...